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Didn't you have a brother? by =kousagi:iconkousagi:


©2008-2009 =kousagi
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Random Guy, because apparently everyone in City 17 knows Gordon Freeman and his life story/stalker: "Didn't you have a brother, Gordon?"

Gordon Freeman: "..........."

*John Freeman runs up out of no where and tackles Gordon*

John Freeman: "HAY BIG BRO. NEED HELP KILLIN ZOMBIE GOASTS?"

Gordon Freeman: "........." 'omfg i hate my brother.'

John Freeman: "Remembur tat time i did flips on my motorcycle?"

Gordon Freeman: "I don't know you."

John Freeman: "OK well mom told me to giv u hugs."

*HUGZ*

Gordon Freeman: ".......... :iconffffplz: "


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Yeah, they're the two loving brothers. Well, John anyway, looks up to his big brother. Gordon's just kinda like, "gtfo, leavemealone omfg dieplz." I'm guessing Gordon got the genius gene and John got whatever was left over.

But on weekends they kick back and kill aliens and monsters when they attack his place.

John Freeman's from Half Life; Full Life Consequences. If you haven't seen it yet, GO F#@*ING WATCH IT NAO.
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:iconlord-quake666:
oh lol, that is pretty hilarious :D John Freeman is hilarious :D

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I'm a Science Fiction writer/artist ^^
:iconkousagi:
Thank you! XD John Freeman should totally be a canon character, kind of like how in RvB, Church, Caboose and some of the Red Team made it into a secret scene in Halo 3, :XD: That'd be awesome. Every genius needs an idiot little brother. It just brings balance to the universe.

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:iconlord-quake666:
Exactly :D Maybe someone should petition Valve to do something along the same lines as Halo 3 :D

... or imagine... if John Freeman is actually Gordon Freeman in HL2... but actually pretending he's Gordon :D the possibilities are endless :)

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:iconuno-duo:
Oh my GAWD this is just gorgeous! Best John Freeman pic ON THE ENTIRE INTERNETS. He's so handsome *________* he should be a serious canon, I swear!
Oh Gordon and your irritated expression <33

THOSE TEXTURES. NFF. <33 They are wonderful!

ilu John Freeman ;_____;

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'You're a whore, and your mother was a whore, and her mother, and your father, used to turn tricks at a gas station, 'cause he was a whore too.'
:iconkousagi:
I AM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD JUMP JOHN FREEMAN'S BONES IN A HEARTBEAT. <33

He should totally be canon. I really need to draw that sexy beast more. He's gonna continue doing backflips on his bathtub-motorcycle in my head until I get him out, :XD:

I get all my textures from cgtextures.com if you want some, they're all free and whatnot. That site's got some GREAT shit.

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:iconuno-duo:
HE IS HAWT. Even in game as an NPC running around being killed I think he's very nice ;DDD

He needs his LEGACY DAMMIT. ;____; Normal people close because he was in his OFFICE LABCOAT.

Oooh I checked that place out! Very spiffy! Lotsa stuff, but God knows how I put them onto a pic XD

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'You're a whore, and your mother was a whore, and her mother, and your father, used to turn tricks at a gas station, 'cause he was a whore too.'
:iconkousagi:
I still need to try and spawn a John Freeman army. There was a cheat in the PC version where you can spawn NPC's, but I only ever play it on 360. My bf has it on pc but I haven't gotten around to mass NPC spawning.

I'd love to take screencaps of a massive army.

"GO FORTH MY ZOMBIE GOAST SLAYERS!"

Worlds. Sexiest. Meat Shields.

:XD:

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:iconuno-duo:
OMG hot cannon fodder ;DDD I would so spawn a billion just to see what happened xD I play HL2 on the old xbox ;____; not got the episodes ALAS. D;

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'You're a whore, and your mother was a whore, and her mother, and your father, used to turn tricks at a gas station, 'cause he was a whore too.'
:iconjohnfreemanplz:
What are you talking about? I was never like that! Why are you spreading lies about -- ooh, a jelly bean! :)

Ahem.

On the other hand, your art is absolutely awesome, so I forgive your hurtful lies. For the moment.
:iconkousagi:
O YOU FOUND MAI JELLY BEAN. I put that there when I moved in, but you can have it. I don't know if it's black licorice flavored or just that old. ;.; Let us know when you find out, eh?

Glad you like the art mate. ;D Now if you don't mind, turn slightly to the right so I can finish my next piece, you smexy beast, you.

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